A spur-of-the-moment decision landed me this very morning in a landscape unlike any other I’ve visited. Fresh off a long-distance move and caring for a sick mother and dog, I had no travel plans in sight, but my one itchy foot just would not be scratched and, last-minute, I booked a trip to a place out of time – literally and figuratively.
Like Nepal, Onfoonapfoda has a 45-minute time zone, but instead of being 5:45 ahead of GMT, it is 3:45 behind, making my destination in the lower mid-Atlantic Ocean a mere 15 minutes ahead of my departure city in the eastern U.S. Once I figured out my connecting flight times (no mean feat!), I was here, feeling fresh and ready to explore.
My first stop was the capital city, also called Onfoonapfoda, but shortened by natives to Onfoona. Like Reykjavik, this tiny town is a colorful collection of small buildings, but here they are an eclectic mix of Nordic, French, and Portuguese influences, the result of a patchwork colonial past. Imagine boxy, metal-roofed structures, brightly painted, in small squares reminiscent of the Place des Vosges, all nestled up against the sea.
Close to the equator, Onfoonapfoda’s flora also makes for a jarring juxtaposition with the cold middle-of-the-Atlantic air and the surprising elevation. Snow-capped peaks rise up from fields of rice and palms; meanwhile, the sun shines brightly even as winds from the Antarctic continent buffet the low-slung buildings and dune grasses on the shore.
Mere miles away, volcanic fumaroles steam amid waving grasses and rolling hills (see initial panoramic photo above), and lenga forests, typically endemic only to the southern hemisphere, flourish here, along with the beautiful calafate berry.
Small tropical birds flit above buffalo crossing the perennially-foggy main island road, and ostriches (presumably brought by sea from the western tip of South Africa) herky-jerk through deep canyons, stopping only when they reach the sun-warmed hoodoos inland.
Meanwhile, offshore, there are giant floating icebergs of a supernatural blue hue, which I will not have time to view by boat.
I have much more wandering to do and little time to take in the magnificent array of landscapes here. My flight leaves just after midnight tonight (0:15 am to be exact), so I’ll be off now to do it justice. Hope your *first day of April* is as exhilarating as mine!
*Adding a little notation here on April 2 to draw your attention to the day I took this “trip.” Happy April Fools’ Day! A few of you guessed, but many wanted to go to this magical little island! Photos are from Iceland, Argentina, Nicaragua, France, the American West and Southwest, Mount Everest, Uruguay, and South Africa.
What a magical place this is! 🙂 Happy April Fool’s Day to you, too.
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My first commenter gets it! I thought I made this outrageous enough that most people would know it was for April Fools’ Day, but maybe not?!
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Well, you had me going for awhile. I actually wanted to visit. Good job!
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OMG! I adore the photo of all the colourful houses. It’s looks like a miniature model village! The shapes also kind of remind me of monopoly houses/hotels.
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The colorful houses are for real and they are in Iceland. The photos are from all over the place and were plunked down willy-nilly into this post about an April Fools’ destination!
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You got me! Not only that, but I was totally confused by your fake time zone. I had calculated your approximate longitude using Standard Time, not Daylight Savings Time. I thought you were was somewhere between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland. I was in bed last night thinking, “isn’t Brazil there?” Then I was like… “I suck at geography!” I was wrong… What I suck at calculating time zones, and figuring out April Fools pranks.
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Oh, you cracked me up with the time zone calculations! Glad you have a good sense of humor!
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Sounds too good to be true!
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And it is! Are you hinting that you picked up the April Fools’ joke?
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Yes, but embarrassingly late!
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Soooooo gorgeous! I have never heard that name before, need a map! Ha! Thanks for the discovery!
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It really would be gorgeous if a place had all that stuff, but … you’ll never find it on a map because it exists only as a little April Fools’ silliness!
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Ahahah good one! You got me all the way! 😛
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Don’t feel bad – my own son thought I snuck away for a trip yesterday!
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😉 you’re a good story-teller !
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Might have been a flight of fantasy that got you to this magical land, but I’m not complaining!
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Yes, indeed, a flight of fantasy on a day meant for that! Judging by my readers, we might all enjoy such a place if it really did exist!
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Very cool. You’ve been to many places!!! They all now go onto my #bucketlist!!! Kudos!
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I have been many places, but not this one! If you put it on your bucket list, be sure to schedule it only for April Fools’ Day!
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Hahahaha This world is filled with so many places to visit! One too many doesn’t apply here! 🙂
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April Fools?! The name reminds me of Oompa Loompa Land…the inhabitants wouldn’t happen to be colorfully dressed little people, would they? 😉
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Yes! – the second or maybe third person to call me out on this! I tried to make it so ludicrous that most people would eventually question it, but I think we travelers all want the next cool place!
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Tropical birds, buffalo and ice all in the same place with those mountain views! What a place it must be to visit!
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Ok, I’m with La Vagabonde now!
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And you are both on the side of reason! I tried to make the list of attractions so absurd that no one could believe it was one place, but I guess I was too convincing! Happy April Fools’ Day!
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I was really wondering about that when I read your post 😉 I always get fooled on April Fool’s Day because I always forget its existence! Fun idea for a post btw!
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Thanks – I had some fun with it! And my own son called to say he believed it! We are a big April Fools’ joke family – silly but fun.
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I guess most of us will believe anything if the presentation’s credible 😉
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Since I arrive late (missed my connecting flight), the secret was already out. I was a bit skeptical, especially with the various weather condition and then buffalo and the shot of the Southwest US. Fun trip, though, and free as well. Happy April!
janet
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Thanks – same to you! I’m sure many people had some serious skepticism going by the end!
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🙂 All in good fun.
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I knew something was amiss when Googling Onfoonapfoda found nothing, but as I read on it became clear you were having a little joke… 🙂
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Took me awhile to come up with the name. I used the first two letters from each word in One Foot On April Fools’ Day!
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Some idiot in the Old Continent went to Wikitravel, Google and other places pretty much on line 2 of this blog entry, I wonder who he is!
Anyway, Lexi, I wish a place like this existed, it really looks great!!
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I would have searched online for a place this great, too, if someone wrote about it! Glad you enjoyed!
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Ha ha you got me!
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Oh, good – haha! Did you make it the whole way to the end without thinking it was a little too much to believe?!
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I knew it had to be something unusual as I’d never heard of the place!
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Haha, I wish I would’ve read this yesterday. I’m pretty sure I would’ve been dragged in hook, line and sinker…and madly searching the internet for this magical place, so I could book some plane tickets immediately. 🙂 Happy April Fool’s!
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Thanks for the vote of confidence in my descriptive writing abilities – I was pretty astounded at how many people bought this story! Maybe I should make up more destinations to write about when I’m stuck at home?!
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I love this post! You certainly had me. I was thinking that my google maps wasn’t working there for a minute, and then thought, now hang on a minute… and then I read the rest of your post to get the punch line. If Cheri Lucas Rowlands features a post from this week’s challenge, I think your should be the headliner. I think it is great that you created this magical place given that your itchy feet are being made to stand still at the moment. Gorgeous pics (but then I expect that from you). I hope all is well on the home front.
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Oh, you are too kind! It just popped into my head that day and I had a ball scribbling it out and posting it. I have to say I was stunned at how many people believed it! I think it’s because we travelers are always looking for the next unique place, and this sounded like one! Haha. Things here are slowly falling into place (although I am headed “home” to Chicago soon to deal with a few things). Likewise, I hope each day brings YOU closer to a decision on next steps.
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Totally always looking for the next big adventure 😄.
I hope you get those ‘things’ behind you quickly in Chicago and have some time to enjoy. Continuing to send good vibes your way.
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Great post and idea Lexie! I was scratching my head, but started smelling a rat when I saw the buffalo and hoodoos. The time zone discussion was just the thing to give it an air of authenticity. Well done and happy April Fools’ day. ~James
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Thanks, James! I really thought the hoodoos put it right over the edge of believability, but I did have a surprising number of readers who bought the whole she-bang! Given that I am constantly googling and looking up places I read about, it makes sense that people tried to find it online … to no avail, alas!
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Genius Lexie! BTW, we gave you a shout out in our post that will run tomorrow. Your reading and commenting on our previous Basecamp Gallivance posts motivated us to re-read a few of them (old posts can always use another edit). In the process, we stumbled onto a post we had already written and for some reason not published. Yippee! It was like Christmas in April. Thanks for the motivation and freebie post. Check it out tomorrow. ~James
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Just did! Fun read and particularly apropos for me right now!
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OK, you had me all the way!!! I knew if there was such a place I’d have heard of it, but I found myself wondering all the way through! Great April Fools play Lex!!
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Thanks, Tina! If Onfoonapfoda were a real place, you surely would have already been there! And would have taken much better photos of it!
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Good one!!! I was like Onfoo-what?!
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Thanks! Haha – the name of the place took me longer to make up than the whole story! There was a method behind that mad name.
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Hilarious! I was so confused until the end. Thanks for the laugh!! 🙂
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Thanks! Sometimes I take writing about my travels so seriously – it was fun to just make stuff up for an entire post and try to make it sound sort of real. Glad I had you going for a while!
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Now that’s just not fair. My first thought was where in the Onfoonapfoda is Onfoonapfoda? Then I googled it for a map. Came up with YOUR blog post! But then I saw the buffalo. That’s the first April Fool’s trick I’ve fallen for in one long time!!!
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Oh, I love it! Our family has a long tradition of April Fool’s jokes, starting with my parents, and I must say I have never nailed so many people at once than I did with this post! The funny thing is I thought I was making it truly ludicrous, to the point where everyone would get it after a few paragraphs or photos from all over the place. My favorite result was getting so many people to google Onfoonapfoda! Glad you went back and read this!
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Obviously, you need a good spanking or ruler across the knuckles
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Spoken like a true school teacher. Why did I “like” that?! I don’t think spanking is allowed any more. Do people still use rulers? (Besides me. And probably you.)
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I know, eh? Smack those students is what I say. I hate that new rule. And yeah, I use rulers. And pencils.
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You truly had me going till the end!!well done!! Good laugh.
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It makes me smile to see how I managed to “get” so many people with this joke! I think we all want to believe there is another really cool place to add to our travel lists!
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Well done, Lex. Brilliant.
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👍 like the buffalo.
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Haha – thanks! Perhaps the tip-off that something was awry?
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Oh this is one clever April Fool’s joke! What a trip this would be. 🙂
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Haha – very silly, but I sure had fun writing it! And yes, wouldn’t it be great to find all that in one place?!
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I was pretty hooked in for quite some time!
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